Blade Performance
High Cortisol Air Freshener
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Some cars have a boost gauge. Yours should have a stress gauge. The High Cortisol Air Freshener is a meme car air freshener with the needle pinned in the red, for the driver whose heart rate jumps every time a warning light comes on, someone sits on their bumper, or the satnav says "recalculating" on the Westlink at half five.
3 for 2: mix any three of our meme air fresheners, Vietnam Flashbacks, High Cortisol and Mr Incredible, and one of them is free. The discount comes off automatically in the basket.
Why it works
- A gauge that finally tells the truth
- Hangs from the rear-view mirror in seconds
- £3, cheaper than a stress ball
- Part of our 3 for 2 meme range
When to use it
In a daily driver that does the school run, the commute and the motorway merge all before 9am. It also works as a peace offering for whoever has to sit in the passenger seat.
Specification
| Format | Hanging air freshener |
| Design | High Cortisol stress gauge meme |
| Fitting | Hangs from the rear-view mirror |
| Brand | Blade Performance |
Straight from us
Buy this for the person who reads every Facebook post about speed cameras out loud. They will deny it applies to them. It applies to them.
What it won't do
It won't lower your cortisol. Neither will tailgating the car in front. Hang it short so it doesn't swing across the windscreen.
Frequently asked questions
Is the High Cortisol Air Freshener in the 3 for 2?
Yes, the High Cortisol Air Freshener is in our meme 3 for 2. Mix it with Vietnam Flashbacks or Mr Incredible and the third one is free.
What is the High Cortisol meme?
The High Cortisol meme jokes about cortisol, the stress hormone, being permanently high. The air freshener shows it as a gauge reading flat out.
Can I buy three High Cortisol air fresheners for the deal?
Yes, three of the same design count. The 3 for 2 works on any mix of the three meme designs.
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Directions
When Will i get my order
We aim to dispatch orders within 1 working day using Fastway 48-hour delivery. Once your order is on its way, you’ll receive tracking details so you can follow your delivery. Please allow extra time during weekends, bank holidays or busy periods.