{"product_id":"high-cortisol-air-freshener","title":"High Cortisol Air Freshener","description":"\u003cp\u003eSome cars have a boost gauge. Yours should have a stress gauge. The High Cortisol Air Freshener is a meme car air freshener with the needle pinned in the red, for the driver whose heart rate jumps every time a warning light comes on, someone sits on their bumper, or the satnav says \"recalculating\" on the Westlink at half five.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3 for 2:\u003c\/strong\u003e mix any three of our meme air fresheners, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/vietnam-flashbacks-air-freshener\"\u003eVietnam Flashbacks\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/products\/high-cortisol-air-freshener\"\u003eHigh Cortisol\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"\/products\/mr-incredible-air-freshener\"\u003eMr Incredible\u003c\/a\u003e, and one of them is free. The discount comes off automatically in the basket.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy it works\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA gauge that finally tells the truth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHangs from the rear-view mirror in seconds\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e£3, cheaper than a stress ball\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePart of our 3 for 2 meme range\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhen to use it\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn a daily driver that does the school run, the commute and the motorway merge all before 9am. It also works as a peace offering for whoever has to sit in the passenger seat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSpecification\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFormat\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHanging air freshener\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHigh Cortisol stress gauge meme\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFitting\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eHangs from the rear-view mirror\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBrand\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBlade Performance\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003ch3\u003eStraight from us\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy this for the person who reads every Facebook post about speed cameras out loud. They will deny it applies to them. It applies to them.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhat it won't do\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt won't lower your cortisol. Neither will tailgating the car in front. Hang it short so it doesn't swing across the windscreen.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFrequently asked questions\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the High Cortisol Air Freshener in the 3 for 2?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, the High Cortisol Air Freshener is in our meme 3 for 2. Mix it with Vietnam Flashbacks or Mr Incredible and the third one is free.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is the High Cortisol meme?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe High Cortisol meme jokes about cortisol, the stress hormone, being permanently high. The air freshener shows it as a gauge reading flat out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I buy three High Cortisol air fresheners for the deal?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes, three of the same design count. The 3 for 2 works on any mix of the three meme designs.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBrowse all \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/air-fresheners\"\u003ecar air fresheners\u003c\/a\u003e or see what's \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/new-product-section\"\u003enew in\u003c\/a\u003e at Blade Performance.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Blade Performance","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56468290044289,"sku":"BP-AF-CORTISOL","price":3.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0759\/2316\/1362\/files\/ChatGPTImageOct31_2026_04_55_05PM-2.png?v=1793466306","url":"https:\/\/www.bladeperformance.shop\/products\/high-cortisol-air-freshener","provider":"Blade Performance ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}